FSGOR Ch75

Due to a street crime news report, where the interviewees were stunningly attractive and happened to be wearing trendy couple scarves, the footage unexpectedly went viral online!

Countless people rushed to buy the same brand of scarves. The store owner made a fortune—never expecting that thanks to that couple, his little corner shop would be receiving international orders.

But that wasn’t all—the news segment itself was unintentionally hilarious, packed with absurd comedic value.

A top-tier CEO and his younger lover, encountering a robbery in a New York fried chicken shop—everyone else fled in panic, while the two of them calmly continued their date like it was a scene from a romcom.

#So this is what rich-people composure looks like
#They’re too in love to care about anything else
#This episode belongs in the Wolf Ge & Puppy Duo series hhh

The incident exploded in popularity back home. Meanwhile, the couple in question were sitting on a high-speed train from New York to Los Angeles, living their low-key honeymoon life, barely affected by the sudden fame. When friends or family brought it up, they could only respond with a surreal kind of detachment.

Why were they suddenly trending again?

All they did was eat fried chicken and drink cola at a corner shop!

Whether it was Jiang Tian’s older sister or his close friends, all of them said they lost sleep for days after seeing the news, terrified something had happened to him overseas.

Jiang Tian reassured them, saying he’d be back in just a few days. But before that, he would meet Chu Xuyu’s grandfather.

When everyone heard he was going to meet a wealthy elder, they couldn’t help worrying if it’d be like one of those cliché TV dramas—maybe the old man would throw a huge check at him to break them up.

Honestly, Jiang Tian had that worry too.

But Chu Xuyu was too amused. He said the old man had been scared into behaving.

Jiang Tian: “…”

He didn’t know exactly what his boyfriend had done behind the scenes—but whatever it was, it sounded terrifying enough.

After arriving in Los Angeles—

Meeting the elder turned out to be far smoother than expected. Grandpa Chu was chatty and still strong for his age, and he seemed completely satisfied with Jiang Tian. During dinner, he even asked when they planned to adopt a child.

Chu Xuyu instantly shut it down, saying Jiang Tian was still a child himself—no need to rush.

Jiang Tian nearly choked on his food, but remained composed, replying politely that they’d consider it seriously and were grateful for Grandpa Chu’s support of their relationship.

Given his age, Grandpa Chu felt confident in his judgment. He was pleased with their bond and didn’t push too hard—though he did suggest they give him a general timeline.

“After all, with this old body of mine…”

Before he could finish the sentence, Chu Xuyu interrupted, promising they’d talk it over—but at the very least, they’d wait until Jiang Tian finished college.

By the time dinner was over, their mouths were dry from all the talking. Jiang Tian didn’t say much, but he took everything to heart and later discussed it privately with Chu Xuyu.

***

By now, they were back in China.

Final exams at Jing University had ended, and Jiang Tian was preparing to head home to Ningcheng. But the topic of adopting a child never went anywhere, especially since Chu Xuyu had zero interest in it for now.

While they were overseas, Jiang Tian’s sister stayed in the apartment in Beijing. She usually helped sign for packages and tidy up.

Jiang Tian happened to be organizing his things and wasn’t sure if she had seen the box containing that… little dog costume set. But somehow, the box ended up tucked in with the other things in the walk-in closet.

“…”

A man’s social life can collapse in an instant. He kept repeating to himself: Maybe she didn’t open it. Maybe she didn’t notice.

But then, once he returned to Ningcheng, his sister’s friend—who was organizing a cosplay convention for the winter break—asked if he and Lu Qiao wanted to attend. They even gave him a bunch of official cosplay outfits.

Jiang Tian opened the package.

The moment he saw the contents, he almost blacked out. It was a dog costume set from the Matching Rate 200% comic universe.

He: “…………”

How can someone socially die twice in one lifetime?

He was about to break down.

Then Lu Qiao came over, put on the beagle pilot uniform from the set, and joked that Jiang Tian’s boyfriend would absolutely go crazy for it.

“I think the character’s name was Charles, right?”

Lu Qiao didn’t notice how his best friend was frozen in horror. “We should cosplay at the con! Might even get some fans collecting photo cards!”

“Remember how we used to hunt down teachers to get selfies?”

Jiang Tian tentatively asked, “You’re seriously going to wear dog ears to the con?”

Lu Qiao laughed. “Why not?”

“These dog ears are so cute! It’s not even that suggestive!”

“…Not saying it is,” Jiang Tian muttered, rubbing his nose bridge.

Their relationship was close enough that a single glance could say everything.

Lu Qiao grinned like an idiot, clearly hiding the fact that he was very much into suggestive things. Jiang Tian didn’t bother calling him out—they both knew and just let it be.

That night, Jiang Tian received a panicked message from Lu Qiao—one that was quickly deleted and re-sent, then deleted again. Clearly, the other half of that couple was playing rough.

But it didn’t last long. They agreed to meet before the con and stopped texting.

Jiang Tian, meanwhile, couldn’t fall asleep.

Whenever he saw Lu Qiao, he’d crave milk tea. Tonight he’d had a rich, creamy oolong—no sleep in sight. He was probably going to stay awake until sunrise.

***

Before the Lunar New Year—

Chu Xuyu had been busy with work since returning to Ningcheng, so the two hadn’t met often. But no matter how packed his schedule was, he always made time for Jiang Tian. Jiang Tian also tried to visit his company when he could—especially after what happened abroad, he realized his current emotional state wasn’t entirely healthy.

Late at night, when the world was quiet and sleep evaded him, he often wished Chu Xuyu could be there beside him. They wouldn’t need to do anything—just lying together, talking, breathing each other in—would be enough to ease the symptoms.

But now, he was practically showing signs of separation anxiety.

After tossing and turning for hours, Jiang Tian finally messaged him at 3 AM, thinking he’d see it in the morning.

Afternoon Tea: I’m downstairs at your place.

Afternoon Tea: Look out your window.

“?!”

Jiang Tian jumped out of bed, barefoot, rushing to the window.

Sure enough—he saw that familiar black SUV parked outside. Standing next to it was his tall, handsome lover.

Jiang Tian quickly called. The call was answered instantly.

“Ge, weren’t you working overtime at the office?”

Chu Xuyu’s voice carried a soft chuckle. “Just finished.”

This man had no intention of going home—he circled from the East District all the way to the South, just to see his little boyfriend.

The two of them snuck around like thieves, quietly meeting at home while Jiang Jing slept. This time was even riskier than last—they were already getting handsy in the entryway.

Chu Xuyu couldn’t keep his hands to himself. Surprised that Jiang Tian wasn’t resisting at all, he asked, “Why are you so obedient tonight?”

Jiang Tian laughed. “Turned off the security cameras.”

Chu Xuyu: “?”

This guy was seriously corrupted.

During those days in New York, their kissing had leveled up. Even when they hit the couch, they didn’t stop.

But even with the cameras off, Chu Xuyu was a little nervous kissing him on the couch—after all, his former secretary was also living here.

He usually acted so boldly, yet now he was unusually cautious. Kneeling on the sofa, he kept kissing only to pause and glance nervously toward the master bedroom again and again.

“You sure your sister won’t suddenly come out?”

“…”

Jiang Tian sat up, similarly nervous, and deliberately teased, “She might.”

Chu Xuyu: “???”

That tone was clearly mischievous. Chu Xuyu leaned in, his hot breath brushing Jiang Tian’s ear as he growled, “Since when did you become such a liar?”

Jiang Tian replied cheekily, “Probably caught it from someone.”

Chu Xuyu let out a breathy laugh, tongue pressed to his cheek. He planted his knee between Jiang Tian’s long legs and said mock-threateningly, “You’re an adult now—if she walks in, let her.”

Jiang Tian: “…?!”

Yeah, no way he dared go that far.

After goofing around in the living room for a bit, Jiang Tian pushed against Chu Xuyu’s chest and offered with a genuine tone, “Ge, wanna see my cosplay outfit?”

“The one with the puppy ears.”

Chu Xuyu thought it was another seductive ploy—bringing bedroom roleplay to the next level. Puppy ears, combined with those downloaded voice lines? That would never get old.

But when he entered Jiang Tian’s bedroom, he realized the guy had no ulterior motive at all. He sat seriously discussing the convention and cosplay outfits, even sounding a little disappointed: “It’s a shame you’re so busy, Ge…”

“It’d be fun to go together.”

Chu Xuyu had been so overworked he nearly passed out at the office. He’d taken a quick shower and rushed over to see his boyfriend, brain full of dirty thoughts—not cosplay talk.

He flopped onto the bed, lying sideways at the footboard, one hand already undoing the drawstring of Jiang Tian’s lounge pants, murmuring, “Go on, I’m listening.”

The moment his head dipped lower, Jiang Tian gasped and glanced nervously toward the closed door. At this point, he was more afraid of his sister barging in than anything else.

But it was late, and even if they made the bed collapse, his sister—who’d been sleeping great lately—probably wouldn’t wake up.

From Jiang Tian’s angle, he could only see the back of Chu Xuyu’s head. After a moment’s hesitation, he placed a hand on his black hair and gently pushed down.

All this mischief? Taught by none other than Chu Xuyu himself. And now Jiang Tian could do it easily—but still ended up with flushed ears, especially when it was over and Chu Xuyu’s lips were a mess. He couldn’t help but feel a little embarrassed.

Chu Xuyu, however, was utterly delighted.

Tiredness finally hit him. Unlike his usual stamina, tonight he didn’t insist on going until dawn.

They cuddled and kissed for a while, then fell asleep. They were rudely awakened the next morning by a loud noise.

Thud—

They sat bolt upright, hair like bird nests, exchanging alarmed looks.

“…”

Jiang Tian was the first to react. “We forgot to plug the security camera back in. Jie probably got worried and thought something happened.”

What could’ve happened in their own house? But Chu Xuyu remembered that not long ago, a shady relative had shown up at the door. No wonder his former secretary would be concerned about her little brother’s safety.

He couldn’t recall what kind of sleeping position they were in.

Normally thick-skinned as he was, Chu Xuyu still felt sheepish facing his boyfriend’s sister—like he’d stolen some precious cabbage.

After being startled awake, the two of them behaved much more demurely. From Jiang Jing’s point of view, they even seemed distant.

At the breakfast table—

Facing her ex-boss and her little brother in matching pajamas, Jiang Jing nearly died of regret. ‘Why did I barge in without checking first?!’

She sat there pretending to eat her breakfast with dignity, dressed neatly in loungewear, trying to act invisible—but couldn’t help sneaking glances at the couple’s dynamic.

Ugh…

Everywhere she looked, she was force-fed dog food.

[dog food- meant lovers’ pda]

Her head felt like it was going to explode. Using digestion as an excuse, she said she was going for a walk—and left the task of taking Jiang Tian to the cosplay convention to her little brother’s boyfriend.

Not that she felt at ease leaving it to him—it was just too awkward, and she had to escape somehow.

Even a CEO who never second-guessed himself began to overthink when his former secretary ran off like that. Chu Xuyu wondered if he still had a lot of ground to cover in proving himself as a qualified boyfriend.

He ended up pushing his company schedule back by half a day, determined to devote himself to taking Jiang Tian to the convention.

Once Jiang Tian went to change, Chu Xuyu lounged on the sofa, legs crossed, bored and scrolling through his phone.

Buzz—

A message popped up from his secretary, Simon.

Simon: Boss.

Simon: What time will you and Kira-sensei arrive at the con?

Simon: All the other creators are lined up for autographs already!

Simon: [Image Attached]

Chu Xuyu: “?”

His anime-loving secretary was making him work on a weekend, leaking inside info about his plans with Jiang Tian, and now… was basically selling out their schedule?

Simon: Oh come on!

Simon: Don’t misunderstand, boss! KIRA-sensei attending was announced by Lu-sensei after getting permission!

Simon: Folks from Beijing already got selfies—us Ningcheng locals want a chance too!

Simon: Ahem… actually my cousin from Beida is a big fan. She really wants a pic too. Could you be a bro, boss? TT

Afternoon Tea: …………

What kind of nonsense…

Chu Xuyu didn’t even want selfies. He hadn’t planned on going to the con at all—just wanted to be Jiang Tian’s driver.

But Simon wasn’t giving up. He added that many of the fanfic writers in attendance had brought gifts, which he had already collected on their behalf.

He said, “No worries—our Big Wolf Bro and Puppy Bro won’t run out of new tricks to try.”

Chu Xuyu: “?”

He opened the image attachment and was immediately greeted by titles like:

How to Properly Fit a Puppy Muzzle

Comforting a Puppy in Heat: Techniques & Tactics

100 Humiliating Kinks for Wolf Ge & Pupp

“…”

Literary geniuses reborn, truly enriching the world—stimulating every cell in the human body.

Chu Xuyu closed the message thread, walked over to the bedroom door, and called out, “There’s something I need to handle at the office. Want to get moving soon?”

“Hmm?”

Jiang Tian believed him instantly and grabbed his cosplay outfit, ready to head out. “Okay.”

“Then let’s go quickly.”