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Extra: Sang Xian × Ran Shu Live Variety Show (2)

 

On the second day of the live broadcast, Ran Shu was still headless.

Not in the same way, but continue with his  own regular look.

 

He was once suspected that he practiced dancing occasionally. But then, he spent more time lying on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone. The viewers still think this kind of boredom would disappear.

The number of people watching the live broadcast continued to be one million, and after it rose to 10 million last night, they began to sigh: He wasted another day at home.

 

In the evening, Ran Shu took out the canned cat food as usual. He crushed it with a grinder, put it into the cat bowl, took it over and called, “Big brother.” After waiting for a while, the cat didn’t come out.

 

Ran Shu didn’t mind at first. He stretched his legs, but still couldn’t wait for the cat to come out to eat canned food. He couldn’t help being a little puzzled and started looking for it all over the house.

It is a black cat with invisibility skills, hiding in dark places make sit more difficult to find.

Well, Ran Shu found it in a place where the cat often went and called out: “Brother, I’m eating canned food.” 

The cat squinted his eyes and looked at him and then continued to sleep.

 

Ran Shu stared at the cat for a while. He then picked it up to have a look and gradually felt that something was wrong.

Why is it in a sluggish state?

He secretly sighed in his heart that something was wrong. Ran Shu quickly stuffed the cat into the cat bag and took him with him to prepare to go out.

 

He was in a hurry to go out. He put on a coat over his pajamas. Ran Shu didn’t wear socks even as he slips on his shoes.

The staff of the program team hurriedly followed Ran Shu and got into Ran Shu’s car after a while of twists and turns.

Ran Shu’s sports car is a two-seater, and the space is very narrow, so he can only get in with a cameraman carrying a camera.

 

Ran Shu was serious the whole time and steered the car seriously.

The photographer also did not communicate with him, but continued to shoot.

 

[Is the cat sick? I became nervous.]

[‘Bif Brother’ seems to be Brother Yu’s cat. When Brother Yu went abroad to compete, uncle took care of him there.]

[Uncle is good to cats, no wonder he catches cats late at night. He is good friends with cats! ][You are not right. ]

 

[Stop making jokes at this time. ]

[Big Brother seems to be an old cat. ]

[I’m so worried.]

[Suddenly, I saw how my uncle was wearing his clothes backwards when he went out to find his suicidle fan. This is probably the same as now.]

 

Ran Shu took the cat to the veterinarian, sent him for an examination, waited outside by himself, and sent a message to Sang Xian in time.

He always has the desire to confide in Sang Xian, so naturally he should tell Sang Xian immediately about such things.

Sang Xian came to the hospital soon after getting the news and found Ran Shu.

 

When Ran Shu saw Sang Xian, he couldn’t hold back anymore and said in a choked tone: “Big brother is not in good condition…Not to mention the fact that he is an old cat already.” 

“What’s the performance?” 

“I don’t know yet. It is just a matter of spirit.”

“Let’s wait and see the result.”

 

Ran Shu sat on the chair and sighed: “At that time, Brother Yu and I bought the cat together, and I helped name it.” 

“Well, I know.”

“I also watched it grow.”

“Well, it will all be fine. Don’t worry.” Sang Xian stretched out and rubbed Ran Shu’s head.

 

[Ahhh, uncle choked up when he spoke.]

[‌I remember my old cat. ]

[How old is it?]

[Why don’t I see any problems with cats?]

 

At this moment, the doctor came out with Big Brother and said to them: “The inspection is over.”

Ran Shu hurriedly got up and went over to ask: “How is it? Is it serious?” 

The doctor couldn’t help laughing when he saw Ran Shu’s nervous appearance: “The cat is very healthy, there is nothing wrong with it.” 

“But it was not in good condition just now.” 

 

The doctor put the cat on the table. It was still sleepy after seeing Ran Shu. Until he saw Sang Xian, it went over to rub against him. In return, Sang Xian also patted the cat’s head .

The doctor bowed his head and signaled: “He is in good condition.”

 

Ran Shu looked at the intimacy between his cat and Sang Xian. After a while of silence, he slowly said: “So, big brother simply ignored me?”

The doctor began to smile.

 

[So, the cat ignored the uncle, but the uncle took the cat to do a comprehensive inspection. ]

[Uncle really doesn’t have good fate with cats. ]

[I think uncle is going to make trouble. ]

[The final conclusion is: I just want to ignore you. Hahahahaha]

[Hahahaha.]

 

Ran Shu immediately chased after him and said to his cat, “I am the one who usually feeds you!”

The elder brother walked around him and hid to the side.

 

Ran Shu still chased after him: “The canned cat food is crushed and soaked in warm water. There’s a whole cabinet full of things for you! Freeze-dried, ostrich meat and venison, I’ve never eaten these things.” The cat circled around again before hiding.

 

Ran Shu was still relentless: “How many times has he met you? Huh? Look at him, he looks vicious, like a usury, why are you getting close to him? If he gets angry, it will be easy for him to catch you to pay off the debt!”

The cat finally gave a “meow”. And soon, he saw Sang Xian hugging it into his arms.

 

Ran Shu looked at the picture of a person and a cat getting close and snorted coldly with jealousy: “Ha, I’ve met an outsider after all. You two, let’s go!”

 

Sang Xian embraced the cat and said, “Hey, let’s coax him together.”

The cat looked up at Sang Xian but didn’t respond.

Sang Xian continued: “If you don’t coax him, he will cry.”

The cat finally gave a “meow”.

 

As a result, he went out with the cat bag and saw Ran Shu driving away with the car. However, the cameraman was left behind.

Sang Xian could only signal the cameraman to get in his car, and the said cameraman tremblingly got into Sang Xian’s Rolls-Royce.

 

[Jealousy makes uncle beyond recognition. ]

[ Meow is fine. ]

[The cameraman is so humble, hahaha, he could not even get in the car properly. ]

 

[Starry ceiling, front and back row with a bezel, wow, isn’t it possible to do a lot of shy things in the back row? ]

I heard that it is necessary to make a phone call to contact the driver while sitting in the back. Is it illegal for the driver to answer the phone? ]

[Do we deserve to worry about others? ]

[Boss Sang was very calm as if he was not surprised that Ran Shu would be like this. They are like an old couple by now.]

 

When they got home, Ran Shu was busy in the house, moving out the cat’s  things: “Move to Sang Xian’s house now. Don’t come to my place!” He raised his chin to signal.

The cat jumped out of Sang Xian’s embrace and slid to Ran Shu’s side, giving a “meow”.

 

Ran Shu stopped and looked at his cat: “What’s the matter?”

“Meow.” The cat replied.

“Do you care about me now? Knowing that you are about to lose me?”

“Meow.”

“Oh——” Ran Shu snorted coldly and began to put the things down again. “I’ll give you a chance. But you don’t have a next time. Do you know that at your age, it is a bit worrying if you keep making trouble like this?”

“Meow.”

 

[Is this alright? ]

[Uncle is so easy to be coaxed.0

[Those who can quarrel with cats are also talented.]

[Uncle still cares about cats very much. If something goes wrong, he will go take them to the vet. He is a very good owner. ]

 

[Is he nice to his parents? ]

[Parents=The pet party has appeared again, which is really annoying. ]

[Don’t worry, the cat has leftover canned food for you to eat. ] 

 

At this time, Ran Shu took out a note and handed it to Sang Xian: “Read the sponsor’s advertisement.”

“‌Advertisement?”

“Can you support my work?”

Sang Xian looked embarrassed, but finally read it.

 

[The sponsor has no regrets in this life and bought a marketing account to play this passage repeatedly. ]

[Sponsor: Look at Mr. Sang who usually looks down on our company, but he is willing to advertise for us. ]

[This is like the CEO of a large company advertising roadside pancakes. ]

[Sponsor: I really appreciate it.]

 

Ran Shu took out another bag of wontons: “This is also a sponsor. We have to cook and eat.” “Do you have to risk your life for doing a show?”

“Do you not believe in my cooking skills so much?” 

“I believe…”

 

So, Ran Shu went to cook wontons, and Sang Xian began to look for a fire extinguisher at home. He put it where Ran Shu couldn’t see it.

Then he stood at the door of the kitchen and watched Ran Shu busy away while cooking.

 

[I didn’t understand what it meant to risk my life.]

[Is uncle’s cooking skills so terrible? ]

[Hahaha, this is true! ]

[Mr. Sang is very thoughtful! ]

[The wife is cooking and the husband is preparing a fire extinguisher. That is when it hits you.]

 

At this time, Ran Shu turned off the fire. However, he couldn’t fish it out at first, so he had to change the spoon and use a colander to fish out both the skin and stuffing.

Sang Xian looked at the bowl of “floating objects” and fell silent.

 

Ran Shu was helpless for a while: “This wonton is not strong at all.”

“Well, yes, it’s the fault of the wonton.” 

“I’ll cook another bag.”

“Let me do it.”

“Get out.” Ran Shu pointed at Sang Xian in a murderous way.

Sang Xian could only retreat.

 

[Sponsors currently have some regrets for sponsoring this show.]

[Uncle, if you can’t do it, let Boss Sang come. ]

[So stubborn.]

 

The second pot came out and the two looked at each other after eating one.

Ran Shu whispered: “Is it not cooked yet?”

“It’s because the Wonton didn’t work hard enough.”

Ran Shu: “…”

 

[In short, it’s Wonton’s fault, not uncle’s.]

[How could Shu Shu be wrong? ]

 

Sang Xian could only get up: “Let me try to make something to eat.”

He said and entered the kitchen.

Ran Shu pouted as if he was very unconvinced, but he quickly got up and followed into the kitchen, commanding Sang Xian decently as if he was pointing Sang Xian: “Wait until the water in the pot is gone before pouring out the oil. Be careful when putting the vegetables in, don’t forget to stew the rice…”

 

[One dares to teach and the other dares to listen.]

[What?! Does uncle always bully him like this?]

[Mr. Sang is not the same as Mr. Ba in my imagination.]

[We have always feared bullying the boss. But then, his little wife always be the one to boss him around.]

 

Sang Xian often helps Hou Mo cook food, has more experience than Ran Shu, and really cooks three dishes and rice.

While watching, Ran Shu watched Sang Xian enter the dining room with the food, and followed him to sit down. 　　

He picked up his chopsticks and ate a piece of ribs. He then said, ” Oh, this meat is not tender and it’s a bit sweet.” 

“Mhmm.”

“After tasting another dish: “This is bland. I told you to put more salt.”

“Yeah.” 　　

“This one is even worse, I can’t bite it…” 

“I will pay attention next time.” 　　

 

[Uncle pointed it out and kept saying he disliked all of it. But then, he kept on eating.]

[He even added another bowl of rice and ate more.]

[Uncle is so awkward. ] 　　

[Damn it, I found a weird cutie.]

 

Ran Shu suddenly raised his head and asked Sang Xian: “Sang Xian, what am I to you?” 　　Have a meal and temporarily arrange random exams? 　　

Sang Xian looked up at Ran Shu and answered casually, “You are my heavenly king, my eighth generation ancestor. I destroyed the Milky Way in my previous life in exchange for a lover like you.” 

How could Ran Shu not be angry: “I’m just that miserable! Then why are you still with me?” 

” I don’t want to miss you, and I don’t want others to have the opportunity to have you.” 

“Then you say it again!” 　　

“You are my light, and you are my future.” 　　

“That’s about the same.” 　　

 

[Ahhh, ihe is really easy to coax.]

[Isn’t this a daily variety show? Why does it seem like I am watching a romance show?]

[You are my future.]

 

In a quiet house, two people sit at the dining table and eat.

The slender one chattered endlessly, kept eating but refused to stop talking.

The taller one was very silent, but he listened patiently all the time. He looked at the other and answered patiently.

Not far away was a black cat squatting. It had just finished eating canned food and was washing its face comfortably.

 

The barrage was also very joyful, and they began to talk about what dinner they each had.

Everything is normal and very comfortable.

Perhaps, being able to be lazy is the most beautiful thing.