Read And Be Lazy

    Chapter 62 – Status: Is It Divided or Not?

     

    Everyone who knew Ran Shu knew that Ran Shu was angry about getting up early in the morning, but Sang Xian didn’t care.

     

    Just at eight o’clock in the morning, before Ran Shu woke up, he was pulled out of the quilt. At that moment, he felt that he was just a carrot to be “slaughtered”.

     

    He was carried by someone who stood by the bed. Ran Shu’s body swayed but fortunately he was supported. He opened his eyes and looked around in a daze, finally looking at Sang Xian.

     

    “Go wash up.” Sang Xian ordered in a low voice.

     

    “Are you insane?!” Ran Shu yelled immediately, “You woke me up before I woke up? Aren’t you on vacation? You started tormenting me full-time after you were on vacation? I did radio gymnastics with you last night. I’m still tired if you’re not tired!”

     

    Sang Xian ignored his struggle. He simply took him by the armpit, moved him to the bathroom like a child, and said, “Before you struggled for a long time, you could still get up early in the morning to scold and fight me, but now your body is delicate and weak? Wash up quickly and then make me breakfast.”

     

    “What the hell?! I’ll make you breakfast? I haven’t pooped in the morning yet, so you should in the toilet before taking a bite.”

     

    “Don’t forget what we’re here for.”

     

    After thinking for a while, Ran Shu asked, “Cultivate a sense of security? Is this how you cultivated it? You make me feel very insecure.”

     

    “Who said to cultivate your sense of security? I’m here to cultivate my sense of security.”

     

    “Your… sense of security?”

     

    “Well, I feel very insecure when my boyfriend discloses that he is single.”

     

    “…” Ran Shu was instantly wronged.

     

    Sang Xian can torment him thousands of times with one reason, but he still doesn’t change it!

     

    Ran Shu was quiet for a moment, and Sang Xian had already left the bathroom.

     

    Ran Shu could only wash up resignedly, and when he came out, he saw a maid outfit on the bed.

     

    Ran Shu: “…”

     

    Dead pervert!

     

    If you like seeing him in women’s clothing so much, why don’t you just find a girlfriend?

     

    Oh, you just like to wear skirts with handles? Do you think the one with the handle can hold up the skirt? That’s not even panniers!

     

    “What’s wrong?”

     

    “I don’t want to wear it!” Ran Shu bluntly went to bed again and lay down under the quilt. “Your wife is for pampering and Ran Shu is for loving. You’re the one who has chosen me yourself. The current treatment is predestined. You don’t want to change your life by messing our setup around. I am telling you, it’s impossible!”

     

    “Your clothes were dirty yesterday. You know how dirty they are, so I just threw them away. Now there are only these clothes available in this house. If you don’t like them, you can take off the curtains, or walk around with the sheets on. If it doesn’t work, just go naked. I have no problem with that.”

     

    Ran Shu froze for a moment. He got up and went to the cloakroom.

     

    Sure enough, it was empty everywhere.

     

    Sang Xian followed him into the cloakroom, imitating his tone: “Baby, pencils are for sharpening, knives are for the kitchen, and boyfriends are for hugging. Where do you want to be next time?”

     

    “…” Ran Shu could only go out and resigned himself to studying how to wear this maid outfit.

     

    Needless to say, the size is quite suitable, and the socks are all prepared for him.

     

    After he put it on, he gave Sang Xian a glance.

     

    The corners of Sang Xian’s mouth curled up, as if he was very satisfied with his appearance in a maid outfit.

     

    Ran Shu had resigned himself to his fate, strode out of the room, and asked, “Is there anything in the kitchen?”

     

    “There are some ingredients. Here they are.”

     

    “Okay, I’ll give you…”

     

    “Call me master.”

     

    Ran Shu paused. He stepped back quickly and jumped up to hit Sang Xian on the head. But Sang Xian dodged it.

     

    “I have to call you master?! Shall I try hitting you again? How many times have I told you, don’t watch weird movies!”

     

    “I haven’t watched something like this before. That’s not necessary, just behave yourself. If I’m not happy, I’ll talk to you about your singleness.”

     

    “I want to be single again.”

     

    Unexpectedly, Sang Xian took out his mobile phone and played a recording: “Hubby, I’m not going to make trouble anymore. I miss you, woo woo woo, husband… you come to pick me up… I love you so much, I really love you. You are all in my head… Woohoo, you can’t let me go, I miss you so much.”

     

    “This…” Ran Shu collapsed after hearing this, “This is four years ago!”

     

    “Treasured to this day… If I am not happy, I will repeat this passage repeatedly and play it all the time.”

     

    Ran Shu was so angry that he jumped up and said, “Okay, Master. I’ll stew a big potato for you, and add some vermicelli!”

     

    After speaking, he turned and walked downstairs.

     

    Turning around so angrily, it was different after putting on the maid outfit. The corners of the skirt flew up, turning around very girlishly.

     

    This made Ran Shu pause then stomped his feet. and went downstairs with heavy steps. He complained as he walked: “The place is broken, there is no elevator, fuck it!”

     

    Sang Xian was still a little worried, afraid that Ran Shu’s cooking would blow up the kitchen, and the two of them might die together.

     

    It’s not scary to die together, what’s scary is letting others see Ran Shu in a maid outfit.

     

    So Sang Xian decided to go downstairs to have a look.

     

    After going down, he heard Ran Shu scratching the wall with a small spoon as if chanting a mantra: “Stupid Sang Xian, stinky fool. I’ll use chicken feathers as arrows, you stinky dog!”

     

    Then he took a plate and threw it on the wall. Ran Shu held the shards of plate, planning to put it in the pot.

     

    Sang Xian: “…”

     

    Sang Xian took a few steps back, pretending as if he had just arrived and said, “There are semi-finished products in the refrigerator, just heat them up in the microwave.”

     

    “No, I want to make it for you with my own hands, so that you can feel my sincerity.”

     

    “No need…” Sang Xian said as he opened the refrigerator, took out something and put it in the microwave.

     

    Turning around, he saw Ran Shu holding up an egg and said, “I’ll heat another egg.”

     

    “Oh.” Sang Xian put the egg in without thinking too much.

     

    The two went to the living room to wait. Before the Cold War was over, the microwave exploded.

     

    The two looked at each other: “…”

     

    They went back to look at the bombed kitchen and the mess on the ground, and suddenly had the same idea.

     

    If the two of them lived here alone, they probably wouldn’t be able to survive.

     

    The kitchen was bombed, and Sang Xian went to cut off the power to the manor, and then the contact person came to fix it. He even asked them to bring food.

     

    Both of them were very hungry. In order to preserve their strength, they simply went upstairs together and lay down on the bed with their eyes closed to recharge their batteries.

     

    It was well planned, but it turned out like this, neither of them expected it.

     

    After lying down for a while, Sang Xian suddenly realized something and said, “I figured it out…”

     

    “Can’t the microwave oven heat eggs?”

     

    “No, since it still has its shell on. On another note, I figured out what’s missing… you need a wig.”

     

    Ran Shu didn’t want to speak for a moment.

     

    Sang Xian really picked up his phone.

     

    Ran Shu lay on the bed thinking about how to break up with Sang Xian.

     

    He suddenly said sullenly: “Sang Xian, let’s break up.”

     

    “Oh, aren’t you single now, what’s the deal?”

     

    “Then… Why do we need to cultivate a sense of security together?”

     

    After thinking for a while, Sang Xian replied: “Then let’s consider that we are already reunited.”

     

    “Well, let’s break up then.”

     

    “Okay.”

     

    Ran Shu sat up in an instant, regardless of whether he was hungry or not, he sat on Sang Xian and grabbed his neck: “How dare you agree to break up!”

     

    Sang Xian was not nervous when he was strangled, he picked up his phone and showed it to Ran Shu: “Which style of wig do you like?”

     

    Ran Shu really looked at him seriously and pointed at a photo.

     

    Sang Xian started typing and sending messages again.

     

    Ran Shu came back to his senses and continued choking Sang Xian: “I’m having trouble with you!”

     

    Sang Xian finally put down his phone and looked at him. His eyes swept down from the top of Ran Shu’s head all the way down and then he smiled: “Your position is good, and I happen to be hungry. Feed me something else.”

     

    *……….

     

    Sang Xian went downstairs to arrange with the staff to repair the kitchen.

     

    Ran Shu stood in front of the mirror by himself and turned around in front of the mirror. It turns out that this is what it feels like to wear a skirt, which is still different from the feeling of ancient clothes.

     

    He turned around again and the skirt flew up. It seems that he not only looks like a teenager, but also looks like a girl.

     

    He is awesome!

     

    After pausing for a while, he leaned over to look at his face, and there seemed to be little dark circles under his eyes in the mirror.

     

    He was like a man whose yang energy had been sucked by a goblin, he was completely empty.

     

    It’s not an option to go on like this.

     

    He took out his mobile phone and planned to order some Chinese medicine to be delivered to the manor, so that he would not be able to run in the next reality show.

     

    Only at this time did he realize that when he was tossing with Sang Xian last night, the phone was casually put aside.

     

    When he returned to the bedroom to search for things, he found that there was Sang Xian’s diary in the accompanying things. He didn’t expect that Sang Xian still had the diary with him at all times.

     

    He quickly realized that Sang Xian must have wanted to write a diary to record his evil deeds in the past few days.

     

    Every time they broke up, Sang Xian remembered clearly to write in his diary. This kind of boyfriend is really a typical example of taking a small notebook to write down when he provokes him.

     

    Holding the diary in his hand, he looked out, and then began to flip through it.

     

    In this way, he can find a reason to scold Sang Xian.

     

    This time, he was looking at the content after the breakup.

     

    On April 23, I suffered from insomnia after a quarrel with Ran Shu, and I began to hallucinate when I was in a bad state.

     

    Just seeing this sentence, Ran Shu’s heart “thumped”, and his heart tightened instantly.

     

    He quickly read it carefully.

     

    The following content is: I saw Uncle An appearing next to me, and his appearance, his figure, and his voice were all so real.

     

    Obviously that day he only met Uncle An in a hurry. He only saw him saving lives, and only talked to him once, but he actually saw a real him.

     

    He chatted with me, asked me about my recent situation, and asked me about the status of Hou Mo and Aunt Hou.

     

    Perhaps it was because seeing him again made my guilt surge even more, causing me to collapse again.

     

    Seeing this, Ran Shu finally confirmed that after he and Sang Xian broke up, Sang Xian’s condition relapsed.

     

    Sang Xian has not relapsed for many years, why did he suddenly do this?

     

    Ran Shu frowned, and continued to look down with red eyes.

     

    On April 25, I lost control again.

     

    When I regained consciousness, I held the knife in my hand and chopped at the empty cutting board.

     

    I don’t know when I came to the kitchen and when I picked up the knife. When I regained consciousness, it was already morning.

     

    I don’t even know if I’m hallucinating again or if I’m sleepwalking.

     

    It made me realize that not only would I be talking to myself, I might even reach for a knife out of control.

     

    I began to rejoice that Ran Shu was not by my side at that time, otherwise would I have hurt him?

     

    After dating Ran Shu obviously, he kept distracting me, and I haven’t relapsed for many years.

     

    Why is it still like this?

     

    On April 30, I chatted with Dr. Jian, and it seemed that I still needed electroshock treatment, otherwise I would not be able to return to Ran Shu, and I was afraid that I would lose control and hurt him.

     

    I can’t tell anyone about this, otherwise they will tell Ran Shu and Hou Mo. I can’t add trouble Hou Mo anymore.

     

    My illness has troubled too many people, and I can deal with it quietly by myself.

     

    Dr. Jian said that the condition of Ran Shu and I is really interesting. The illnesses of the two people can completely complement each other and treat each other.

     

    Ran Shu also hides depression or dependence. He needs to break up with me to get my attention, to feel safe, to be sure that I won’t leave him. He needs to keep telling his friends that I love him and get the approval of others.

     

    He looks carefree, but he is actually a very disturbed child.

     

    I know that the environment in which he grew up has brought him great trauma.

     

    So I cherish him always.

     

    Also because of his ability to make trouble, he can distract my attention and relieve my illness. Without him, I’m afraid I’d still be trapped in extremes, committing self-mutilation and suicide…

     

    My parents liked him so much because of this, only Ran Shu can heal me.

     

    Of course, there are also reasons why he is really likable.

     

    I can cure his disease, he can save my life.

     

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