WDYCM 47

Chapter 47 – Status: In Love

 

When Ran Shu adjusted his live broadcast equipment, Lu Yiran lit incense in the room.

 

Smoke curls up from the gap in the incense burner, exuding bursts of elegant fragrance as if stepping into the plum blossom forest, surrounded by tranquility.

 

Tan Yan came out after washing the dishes and saw that the two people outside ignored each other.

 

Ran Shu planned to live broadcast in advance and sent a Weibo to inform his fans to join in the live broadcast.

 

Lu Yiran sat cross-legged on a futon on the mat and raised his chin slightly. He closed his eyes and then began to meditate.

 

Tan Yan thought for a while and finally went to Ran Shu and asked, “Were you allowed to live broadcast this horror game while filming this show?”

 

Ran Shu’s recent live broadcast is very popular, every major platform can easily see the scene of Ran Shu being scared to death. Not to mention the fact that the game party is also working hard on marketing. Tan Yan knows some content even if he hasn’t watched the live broadcast.

 

“Well, it is also the hegemony of the investors in the program.” Ran Shu said, giving the oral broadcast to the inkstone, “Get familiar with it, and you’ll have to recite it later.”

 

No wonder Ran Shu was able to broadcast live during the recording of the program. It turns out that the game merchant is also one of the investors, which can be regarded as an implant.

 

Tan Yan took a look at the content of the live broadcast and then looked up to see that Ran Shu had entered the game.

 

There were not many people at the beginning of the live broadcast, and Ran Shu didn’t say hello but continued to look down at Weibo as if waiting for more people.

 

The eldest nieces who entered the live broadcast room chatted enthusiastically.

 

[Have you changed the location of the live broadcast?]

 

[He seems to be on the set.]

 

[Is the person next to him his boss?]

 

[Boss, I love you! Marry me!]

 

At this time, Tan Yan leaned in front of the camera to look, and then said hello: “Hello, everyone. I am Tan Yan.”

 

[Holy shit, Tan Yan is here!]

 

[From behind, I vaguely saw Lu Yiran.]

 

[How is it possible? How could Lu Yiran live in peace with uncle?]

 

[He’s really a bit like…]

 

Perhaps it was because of seeing Tan Yan, or seeing someone suspected to be Lu Yiran, which made the live broadcast room instantly lively.

 

Ran Shu, who was originally broadcasting live only in the evening, suddenly broadcast live in the afternoon, which also caused a small upsurge.

 

Ran Shu saw that it was almost time for people to come, so he entered the game and started the live broadcast.

 

Soon, Ran Shu’s roaring game method caught Lu Yiran’s attention. Lu Yiran, who was at peace in meditation opened his eyes and looked at the startled Ran Shu with his thin lips tightly pursed.

 

Next to him, Tan Yan was still helping with the analysis, trying to help Ran Shu how he could pass the level.

 

Ran Shu shouted passionately: “Now let’s go out, go out!! I don’t believe they can give me another open door. This is a bit new, planning team! Ahhh! No, it’s safe. Let’s go into the room. Let’s go in! Yes! No, I won’t take a look!”

 

“I seem to see something. There, yes. Turn the angle a little more.” Tan Yan looked at the screen seriously, “Is there a photo frame there? It might hold clues for us.”

 

At this time, Lu Yiran came over and asked, “Is there really someone watching your live broadcast? Don’t they find it very noisy?”

 

Ran Shu looked up at Lu Yiran and replied, “Have you never broadcast live? If you don’t speak during the live broadcast, what will the audience watch?”

 

“Can’t you speak softly?”

 

“I have this as my style. Are you just meeting me recently?”

 

The barrage instantly boiled.

 

[I’m seeing you guys together in the same frame again!!! The freaking same frame!!!]

 

[It’s Lu Yiran, alright!]

 

[Fight! Fight!]

 

[Can they really live in harmony? To be honest, I have been looking forward to the two of them playing Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque.]

 

[Didn’t you see the way they’re choking on each other?]

 

[Uncle, blink if you are kidnapped?]

 

[Suddenly suspect that uncle’s sudden live broadcast at this time is his way of asking for help.]

 

Ran Shu looked up at the screen and explained, “What are you worried about? I’m safe. Lu Yiran can’t do anything to me. Don’t worry, I’m fine. Don’t call the police or save me. We’re recording a variety show…”

 

Immediately afterwards, he laughed softly: “I also think the program team is very good at making trouble, but just now I had a very harmonious meal with Lu Yiran, which was cooked by Lu Yiran. Well, Lu Yiran can cook and it surprisingly doesn’t taste that bad.”

 

Since Lu Yiran had already arrived, he stood by Ran Shu’s side and did not leave. He bent down to watch Ran Shu play the game.

 

After seeing the game screen, Lu Yiran became quiet until the three of them were startled together.

 

The three people moved almost in unison. Their bodies trembled, and then their upper body subconsciously fell back. Lu Yiran blurted out: “Amitabha…”

 

Ran Shu was so scared that his face turned pale, and he didn’t speak for a long time.

 

Lu Yiran was the first to slow down and ask, “Why do you have to work so hard for this little endorsement fee?”

 

This is a nod to the horror of the game.

 

Ran Shu replied aggrievedly: “My boss helped me. I have to help him earn some money…”

 

[All the money you earned for the boss was thrown into the live broadcast room by the boss.]

 

[Is the boss not here today?]

 

[Hahaha, Lu Yiran is so cute after being scared!]

 

[Why do I think the three of them get along well?]

 

[How much money did the program team give to make the three of them exist harmoniously together?]

 

[Give me 100 million, and I am willing to fall in love with my uncle.]

 

[Upfront this 100 million is really hard to earn…]

 

[Treasure, why do you have to work hard for a mere 100 million?]

 

At this time, the special effects gifts all over the screen eased the ridicule of the live broadcast.

 

Ran Shu’s legendary boss makes his debut.

 

“Wow!” Tan Yan exclaimed, “The live broadcast is so lively.”

 

Ran Shu was very indifferent: “Isn’t it just a gift being smashed, just get used to it.”

 

It’s very common, but it means a lot.

 

Lu Yiran lost interest again. He turned around and went back to meditate and adjust his breath.

 

He doesn’t like to watch bloody pictures, and he has very little feeling for money. After all, his family was a real estate tycoon when the real estate market was at its hottest. After the housing price began to decline, he quickly stopped and switched to other industries. 

 

Otherwise, he would not be able to get so many pieces of land to build his own house.

 

*……….

 

In the evening, Lu Yiran led Ran Shu and Tan Yan to plant wall-climbing roses.

 

Ran Shu was really skeptical that Lu Yiran agreed to participate in the reality show in order to find free labor.

 

Looking at the rose seedlings and the wall of the sunken courtyard, Ran Shu asked, “Is there a shelf here?”

 

“Well, I’ll do it now.” Lu Yiran said as he put on his gloves, and moved the bamboo that had been prepared earlier from one side. He splits it on the spot, raised the knife with his hand, and dropped it. All with clean and neat movements.

 

After splitting the bamboo to an even width and length, Lu Yiran began to weave the shelf.

 

Tan Yan and Ran Shu were stunned. Lu Yiran is really showcasing his strength. He must’ve done this a thousand times already. Else, he would not have been this proficient.

 

Ran Shu sighed sincerely: “You should participate in wild survival programs. Someone like you can survive alone in the wild mountains.”

 

“I’m not suitable in progrms like that.” Lu Yiran said honestly, “I have a good hands-on ability, but I’m very picky about what I eat. If I don’t have enough food, or if I don’t eat enough, it will make me feel depressed and lose motivation.”

 

“You are very special.” Ran Shu said while helping Lu Yiran pass the bamboo stick, “However, you are easy to feed, and you can live if you can feed yourself.”

 

“Almost.”

 

After weaving, they found that the bamboo seemed to be not enough.

 

So, Lu Yiran rode his tricycle and took the two of them to buy bamboo.

 

At the gate of the market, as soon as Ran Shu stood firm, someone put a one-year-old child into his arms, which startled Ran Shu.

 

“Young man, help me hold the baby for a while. I’m going to have to fight.” A woman said while rolling up her sleeves. And just as she said, she was indeed going to fight a man.

 

“Huh?!” Ran Shu hugged the child to him. He stared at it for awhile, knowing for the fact that he wasn’t sure if he is holding the child right even.

 

Lu Yiran and Tan Yan were also stunned, and looked at the program crew as if asking if it was arranged on purpose.

 

But then, the people in the program group were also very confused.

 

Ran Shu looked over and heard the woman scolding: “Still buying pork head meat? I think you look like pig head meat! You can’t open the pot at home, and you still buy meat and wine to visit?! What about the baby? Because of lack of money, I’ll always have to be reluctant into throwing the diaper after he wet himself.”

 

The man retorted confidently: “Isn’t it okay to use a urine ring? Didn’t I also grow up with a urine ring? I have to use some kind of diapers and do those foreign things! Waste of money. What’s wrong with me buying some meat? I couldn’t always come to them to have some drink, so I can only bring this meat. Why would you want to stop me?”

 

Ran Shu hugged the child and listened for a while. The more he listened, the more he felt that the woman was going to be scolded and lose the argument, so he walked over and returned the child to the woman: “Stay aside, I’ll scold him for you, you are so stupid…”

 

The woman picked up the child again and saw an extremely handsome man standing in front of her, ready to scold her opponent: “What right do you have to say that others are incompetent? You will only make your own women and child suffer. You, if you don’t go to other people’s houses for a drink, you don’t have to treat them either.”

 

“Who are you?!”

 

“You don’t care who I am. Look at your useless appearance. Your crotch is so thin that you can’t get a hard fart out.”

 

Ran Shu wanted to say more when the program group reminded him: “Senior Ran, be careful with swear words.”

 

Ran Shu also had the leisure to turn around and ask, “Oh, is your program group not muting the sound?”

 

“Um……”

 

“That’s fine, I see.”

 

“Record what?! Can you manage my family affairs?” The man shouted immediately after seeing the camera.

 

“Others can’t control the affairs of your family, but it’s your fault if you come out to embarrass yourself. Look at you, the fiery temper you have towards your family members is so powerful that it’s more captivating than black and white.”

 

“Speaking of unscientific parenting concepts is still justifiable, but it can only prove that your level of knowledge is as low as a deep pit in Songjiang. What is sunken is your bottomless IQ and your poor knowledge reserve.

 

“A couple of drinks will make you valiant, as if the two generals help you, majestic only to your own wife and children. You really have the audacity. As for how many wine money your wife has to hold the baby in her arms, she will come to negotiate with you across more than half of the town. “

 

“You, you…” The man was so angry that he didn’t say a word for a while.

 

But Ran Shu’s mouth was like a cannonball, babbling non-stop.

 

Lu Yiran glanced at them then called Tan Yan to go in and buy bamboo: “The two of us are going to buy bamboo.”

 

Tan Yan was puzzled: “But Brother Ran is alone…”

 

“Don’t worry, ten people will not be able to scold him.”

 

This is the absolute trust that comes from the home.

 

“Then what if you do it?”

 

“The people who carry the cameras in reality shows are all physically strong, and they won’t suffer from looking at Ran Shu.”

 

“Oh…” So, Ran Shu stood alone at the entrance of the shopping mall and scolded people while Lu Yiran and Tan Yanyun entered the shopping mall calmly to choose bamboo and bargain.

 

The shop owner was unwilling, so Lu Yiran pointed to the door: “That’s my friend, if he finishes scolding, I’ll let him negotiate the price.”

 

Ever since, the shop owner gave Lu Yiran a satisfactory price, allowing Lu Yiran to buy enough bamboo.

 

After the two men loaded the bamboo onto the tricycle, they waved to Ran Shu.

 

Then Ran Shu stopped, followed him into the tricycle, and yelled at the man: “Treat your wife well. Look at that child’s eyebrows and eyes, they are exactly the same as yours. I guess he can’t be good-looking, it can only rely on the two of you to work hard and pave him a way for a bright future.”

 

Immediately afterward, the tricycle drove the three of them away, leaving a family of three and the onlookers in a daze, hiding their achievements and fame.

 

Tan Yan supported the seat while shaking his body along with the tricycle. “Brother Ran, I think you are suitable for rapping.”

 

“Yes, I also think I have the talent for that.”

 

“Maybe he can write lyrics and compose music.”

 

“Yes, yes, I sang nonsense when I can’t remember the lyrics. But I still think the lyrics I sang are reasonable. Isn’t this a talent for composing?”

 

“You can try it!”

 

In the evening, the lights were on in the courtyard, and Ran Shuhe talked about composing lyrics and music while talking about planting roses.

 

Lu Yiran was so annoyed by the two of them that his eyes went blank, and he finally got up: “I’ll go cook.”

 

“Okay.” Now these two people are already looking forward to Lu Yiran’s cooking.