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    Extra: Sang Xian × Ran Shu Live Variety Show (1)

     

    Very early on, some netizens discussed what kind of person they are . After the broadcast, many people have the answer.   

     

    They summarize the following two points.   

    First, is to understand why Mr. Sang likes uncle. After all, uncle is full of this man.   

    Second, is to understand their relationship without losing his head.   

     

    The comments are also cool.   

    [It’s been twenty-three minutes already? If you feel homesick, you can visit it often. ]   

    [That’s right, I can see that Shu Shu really likes Mr. Sang very much. However, this kind of love between themis only good to watch, not experience it.]   

     

      *   

     

    The ratings of the first season of “Take You Into My Life” were not bad.   

    It is true that many viewers are curious about the artist’s daily life. Not to mention the fact that especially Lu Yiran is among the guests. This is his first time on a variety show, after all.

     

    In the beginning, Sang Xian chose to invest in this show, and he was also the largest title sponsor, earning a lot of money.   

    Ran Shu later became the boss of the company, and the income went into Ran Shu’s pocket.   

    Looking at the amount, it is undoubtedly exciting.   

    The program group planned to let Ran Shu join the program, and it was still a live version.   

    ‘I live broadcast my daily life, and when I watch it, I feel like… What kind of fandom is this?’

      

    Variety shows are still in post-production editing, but the live broadcast version is really recorded throughout. If he makes a mistake, he will definitely be criticized.

    It’s okay if it’s someone else, but he is Ran Shu, and he knows what his daily life is like.

    At the least, he will lose his fans on a large scale, and at the worst, he will betray his relatives, let him get out of the entertainment industry.

     

    He himself did not want to do it.

    No, in the end he was still the same.

    Not for anything else, but for the program group to draw a big cake for him.

     

    If something goes wrong, the program team will take the initiative to jump out, saying that they wrote the script and Ran Shu is cooperating. And that this is going all out, as long as Ran Shu is willing to participate.

    Does the face matter?

    It is unimportant.

     

    What’s more, the program group shoots daily. And during the presentation period, you can go to the company. Thus, newcomers from the company will appear in the live broadcast.

    Ran Shu has just become the boss, and the newcomers under him need the opportunity to appear on the scene, which is a good opportunity.

    Even if Ran Shun is scolded out of the entertainment industry, the artists under his command are not bad at all.

     

    “Okay.” Ran Shu nodded.

    As soon as the director breathed a sigh of relief, Ran Shu added: “But, I don’t want to add more money.”

    “You say the number…”

    Ran Shu waved his hand, and Gao Qin walked over immediately and began to list his personal needs to note, as well as its expenses.

     

      *

     

    On the first day of the live broadcast, Ran Shu watched the cameras move into his home and spread all over the house.

    He walked up to the camera and asked, “Can you turn on the filter for me?” 

    Someone in the program group replied, “It is already turned on.” 

     

    Ran Shu wanted to see what he looked like, so he went around behind the camera to look at the small screen: “Why can’t I see the effect?” 

    “Mr. Ran, of course you won’t see its effect because you’re now behind the camera range.”

     

    Ran Shu was startled, and soon realized that he was stupid.

    Many staff members worked with Ran Shu for the first time, knowing that Ran Shu had a bad temper. So they dared not laugh at him, but showed him the equipment: “Look, this is the live broadcast.” Ran Shu praised looking at it on the tablet computer, he couldn’t help being surprised: “Has it already started?”

    “Yes.”

    So his stupid behavior just now has been broadcast?

     

    He looked at himself on the tablet, and then looked up at the camera. After moving around, he was quite satisfied with the parameters.

    His face is too small, and he can easily turn into a scary alien, so he needs to be warned, and he can only be relieved if he is sure that he has not changed and is weird.

     

    [What do you mean by turning on the filter? Is Ran Shu’s skin condition is poor?]

    [The old fan said that seeing the uncle himself, he is indeed fair and beautiful. He said that the parameter is because he is afraid that the program will exaggerate his beauty and brighten the scene.]

    [Now, let’s open our big eyes.]

     

    Ran Shu also seemed to be sure of the parameters, so he didn’t leave the barrage and then asked: “What if the filter is turned off?”

    After the parameter is removed, Ran Shu still looks the same, but because the room is self-illuminated, it will appear very dark, and he wishes he could turn on his phone screen.

     

    He leaned closer to the camera to look at it, and his face was zoomed in on the lens. Even without a filter, his skin was still flawless, and he couldn’t see any difference.

    Immediately afterwards, he backed away and said to the program group: “Give me the equipment, and I will adjust it again.”

     

    Ran Shu adjusted the parameters on the spot during the live broadcast, adjusting to a suitable brightness, saturation, etc. After waiting, he tried to turn on other special effects: “I’ll try this leg stretching.”

    While adjusting and walking around the room, his legs lengthened at a speed visible to the naked eye, until it was a little outrageous. ‌He laughed out loud.

     

    He leaned closer again and adjusted his facial features. Everyone saw that Ran Shu secretly made his face fatter and his eyes and mouth were narrowed.

    Then he asked the person in the camera: “Doesn’t this look better?”

     

    [No, no! !]

    [This is not you. ]

    [[Beautification requires a fat face and small eyes? What kind of devil is this person? !]

     

    Ran Shu finally gave up on adjusting his face and sat in the room waiting for them to arrange the equipment.

    When the arrangement was almost done, he couldn’t help but mutter: “Am I just like a monkey in a zoo? The viewers are happy to watch and give me some tips.” The live broadcast officially started

    However, the program crew members easily refused to answer his question.

     

    He sighed, after thinking about it, he felt that it was nothing to see him lying on the sofa all the time, so he stood up, took out the cushion, stood on the cushion and said: “I’ll teach you something. Let’s do some indoor fitness exercises.”

    As Ran Shu said, he began to do some basic exercises on the mat.

     

    As a result, he did two sets and walked towards the sofa again: “Oh, my advice is, if you have eaten enough food, try not to do so much around the waist area. It will hurt so bad.”

    After saying that, he lay down again.

     

    [As expected of you, Uncle.]

    [Is this true?]

    [Let’s talk about the details, we are not outsiders!]

    [Don’t you feel ashamed of being a 0? It’s disgusting to say it swaggeringly.]

    [Don’t you feel inferior when you are a troll? ]

     

    [Uncle, we are girls! ]

    [Ah, i could only sigh daily. Can’t you all grow up? I really miss the time when Uncle was ****]

    [What are the asterisks for? Are you saying something bad?]

    [Uncle can’t you think about it? Didn’t you say that you already made his waist hurt so much? ]

     

    Ran Shu lay down on the sofa and took out the script.

    Xiao Qi and the others knew that Ran Shu was going to broadcast live. In order not to reveal anything, the cover of the script was pasted on the cover and the secrecy was very good.

     

    Ran Shu lays on the sofa and read the script for a while. He then picked up his phone to take a look.

    After looking at it for a while, he picked up the phone again to confirm whether he had turned on the ringtone mode, and after making sure he had turned it on, he put it down again.

    After a while, he picked up the phone again to send a message, typing with his fingers very fast.

     

    [Uncle looks at his phone every ten minutes on average. ]

    [He is definitely contacting Mr. Sang.]

    [Uncle, don’t you have your own life? There’s no need to keep thinking about Mr. Sang. ]

    [Passerby fans want to ask, who is Sang always? ]

     

    [Sang is uncle’s husbando. ]

    [Sang is always the man with chest muscles. Uncle is also obsessed with is bossom. ]

    [Mr. Sang…hehehe…Daddy…]

    [That ellipsis is also very dangerous. ]

     

    Ran Shu read the script for a while, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, Sang Xian still did not reply to his message.

    He finally sat up and typed a message to Sang Xian again.

     

    [I’m so anxious that I can’t see the phone screen.]

    [He is frowning while his fingers clicked quickly. No doubt, uncle started to curse.]

    [It’s suffocating ‌deep love.]

    [It turns out that uncle’s love is in this state? ]

     

    About another forty minutes, Ran Shu simply put down the script, and sent a voice message to Sang Xian: “Are you ascending to heaven or entering a temple already? You are the boss, but are you really that busy? See for yourself, you haven’t heard from me for an entire hour and ten minutes. You weren’t like this when we first got together. Let’s just split up if this is not working…”

    Ran Shu continued to send out his voice messages endlessly. Once the message had been sent out, he started to complain: “it’s only 60 seconds at a time, and I’m bored to death.”

     

    […]

    [Uncle’s every word terrified me.]

    [I want to see what kind of person attracts the boss, but it turns out… it seems that I will learn how to be alone in this life. ]

     

    [This is different from what I imagined as the boss’s little wife.]

    [‌If someone told me that, I would definitely break up with him and slap him. ]

    [Is this very important? I suddenly started to reflect on whether I was also very fierce to my boyfriend.]

     

    After Ran Shu sent the message, he simply held up his mobile phone, waiting for Sang Xian’s reply.

    He raised it for a while and started to mutter again: “Are you saying it’s too cruel? Let’s withdraw…” 

    “Tsk, it’s timed out. I can’t withdraw.”

     

    He called Shen Junjing on the phone. Shen Junjing answered the phone quickly: “Hello?”

    Ran Shu asked frankly: “Did you get Sang Xian’s mobile phone?” 

    “Hey, what’s the matter?”

    “Oh, you just deleted the voice message you just sent him.”

    “Tsk, are you annoying me?! I deleted it for more than 30 times!”

    “I’ll transfer a red envelope for you.”

    “Then I’ll go and see.”

     

    Ran Shu waited on the phone for a while then asked: “What is Sang Xian doing?” “

    “He is in a meeting, what else is he supposed to be doing?”

    “Oh, take a little video of him and send it to me.”

    “To check if what I was saying is true?”

    “No, I miss him.”

    “Fuck, silly couples are really annoying.”

     

    After hanging up the phone, Ran Shu waited for a while. Shen Junjing sent an attachment media, which was a picture of Sang Xian in a meeting.

    The corner of Ran Shu’s mouth raised as soon as he saw it.

     

    [Uncle has watched it for the fourth time.]

    [Uncle is now smiling.]

    [Love smells sour.]

    [Uncle’s love is a bit pretentious, but he really likes Mr. Sang’s appearance.]

     

    Ran Shu watched it seven times. Unwilling to be lonely, he took his mobile phone to a camera and showed them: “Look at my boyfriend, isn’t he handsome? I haven’t noticed much, but he looks so good with glasses on.”

    [I was like a dog walking on the road and then suddenly was slapped in the face.]

     

      *

     

    In the evening, at Sang Xian’s and Ran Shu’s house, the barrage instantly boiled.

    [Ahhh, Mr. Sang.]

    [Fortunately, the camera is in a fixed position. I don’t want my uncle to take pictures while talking and taking pictures of his chest. ]

    [I thought Mr. Sang would not appear on the scene, but I didn’t expect it to be true.]

     

    After Sang Xian came in, he put down his things and walked in. He looked around the camera, didn’t say much, but asked Ran Shu: “Shen Junjing sneaked into the side of the meeting room this afternoon. In the rest room, it seems that you took my mobile phone, and you sent a message to curse people?”

    “No!” Ran Shu immediately denied it.

    “Really?”

     

    Ran Shu raised his neck and said with a voice: “Brother! How can you doubt me?”

    Sang Xian felt a headache when he heard the sound of Ran Shu’s clip and sighed helplessly.

     

    [He scolded him! His scolding is fierce! ]

    [I heard him scolding and both ears were pierced.]

    [Mr. Sang fuck him! ! ! He deserves the back pain!]

    [They are arguing! Iw ant to see them fight!]

     

    “I brought you supper.” Sang Xian walked into with a takeaway bag.

    Ran Shu immediately followed up: “Brother is the best, I like brother the most.”

     

    [Uncle, you didn’t look like this in the afternoon!]

    [Does the little thing have two faces? ]

    [Uncle acting like a baby is really a bit… chilling. ]

     

    Ran Shu opened the takeaway, and after a while, he began to sizzle.

    He ate for a while, took a sip of Coke and said, “Husband, you haven’t brought me such a spicy night snack for a long time.”

    Sang Xian also tidied up his things and at the same time replied: “Well, the live broadcast will continue until late at night, so you can take advantage of it to eat more during this time.”

    “Oh…spicy food is good for live broadcast?”

    Sang Xian looked up at him, then at the camera, sighed, and didn’t explain. .

     

    [I hate that I understand it in seconds. ]

    [Ha ha ha ha, the boss sighed.]

    [What do you mean? I don’t understand.]

    [Stupid uncle. Mr. Sang thinks that the live broadcast will also be broadcasted at night, and you guys don’t want to watch people eating spicy food during this time. ]

     

    [Why don’t they want us watching them eating spicy food?]

    [Sister, do you not really understand?]

    [Because it will be too good, making us crave and leave them. And then, at the same time Uncle will go all hot. And Mr. Sang might also go hot.]

    [Huh. You’re right… I might not want to see that after all.

     

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